Top 15 Stories of 2011 – “BIZARRO WORLD”

I entitled this section “Bizarro World” because, quite frankly, these stories are so strange, so weird, and so bizarre, that it’s difficult to believe that they are true. But these are all TRUE headlines from 2011, which was a year full of interesting stories and will be remembered as the year in which many conspiracy “theories” became conspiracy FACTS. By the way, just to set the record straight, a “conspiracy theorist” simply refers to a person who doesn’t believe the LIES from confirmed LIARS but actually knows how to READ documents and exercise critical thinking. Below are the top 15 “bizarro” stories from 2011.

#1 – TSA “Thug” confiscates cupcake

Taking the top position as the #1 MOST BIZARRO story of the year is the true story of a Massachusetts woman who had a cupcake confiscated by a TSA thug. Rebecca Hains said she was going through security at the airport in Las Vegas when a TSA agent pulled her aside and said the cupcake frosting was “gel-like” enough to constitute a security risk. Give me a break! A security risk? This TSA agent was likely an obese slob who craves sweets and figured that the confiscation of “free food” from helpless passengers is part of his TSA “employee benefit package.” I guarantee he went into the back and ATE the cupcake. Apparently he needed a quick sugar rush so he would have the energy to sexually molest more grandmas and young children.

I’m being dead serious about the molestation comment above. The “dangerous cupcake” is just the tip of the iceberg concerning the TSA’s bizarro (and oftentimes criminal) behavior in 2011. Here are several more TSA incidents that are worth mentioning:

• On March 31st of this year, Amy Alkon was sexually assaulted by the TSA in front of dozens of witnesses. (LINK)
• An 85-year-old woman in a wheelchair, Lenore Zimmerman, was strip-searched by TSA perverts at JFK Airport, which left her bleeding from a painful gash in her leg. (LINK) “They took me into a private room and strip-searched me,” says Zimmerman. “They took my pants down… and then they took my underwear down.” (LINK)
• The TSA molested and terrorized a 6-year-old boy en route to Disneyland with his parents, which caused the boy to cry and say to his parents that he no longer wanted to go on the trip. (LINK)
• The TSA performed a “full body pat down” of an 8-month old baby at Kansas City International Airport. (I guess they were looking for “poop bombs”.) (LINK)
• Former Miss USA, Susie Castillo, was “sexually molested” by TSA perverts at DFW International Airport. (LINK)
• Nelson Santiago, a former TSA worker, stole at least $50,000 worth of electronics from passengers at Fort Lauderdale – Hollywood International Airport. (LINK)
• TSA documents released through a Freedom of Information Act request (FOIA) now reveal that one TSA agent working the security checkpoint at Philadelphia International Airport planted a white powdery substance that appeared to be cocaine in the bags of air travelers. (LINK)

To sum it up, 2011 will be remembered as “the year that the TSA sexually molested grandmas and children.” You see, the TSA openly violates the U.S. Constitution and its Bill of Rights which specifically protects us from “illegal search and seizures” of a tyrannical government. In fact, the exact purpose of the 4^th Amendment was to protect “we the people” from this type of situation which existed before 1776 when the British soldiers routinely raped colonial women, claiming “king’s right” to do so. Our forefathers said, “Enough is enough!”

That was 1776. Where is the outrage in 2011? Why do we still hear, “It doesn’t bother me, as long as it keeps us safe”? Question: Have you ever seen the TSA catch a terrorist at the airport? Ever read a news report of the TSA catching a terrorist? NOPE! That’s because the real motivation behind the phony “war on terror” is NOT to fight terrorism (as has been publicly claimed) but rather to scare Americans into a state of blind obedience to a rogue police state government ready to obliterate the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights. Don’t you get it? There is no terrorism in America other than what the government itself has been creating!

The next time you are sexually assaulted by TSA thugs at the airport, why not just grab them back? This is exactly what 61-year-old Yukari Mihamae did at Phoenix Int’l Airport. That’s right! After TSA agents attempted to grope her breasts, Ms. Mihamae gave them a taste of their own medicine, as she grabbed a TSA agent’s breasts with both hands, and proceeded to squeeze and twist them. The incident ended up landing her in jail overnight, but she was released the next day with no charges were filed against her. In my opinion, Ms. Mihamae is a true American patriot!! (LINK)

#2 – European Union bans health claim that water prevents dehydration

Running a close second place in the “bizarro” category, the European Union ruled against the laws of nature and declared that “water cannot prevent or treat dehydration.” A meeting of 21 scientists (morons) in Parma, Italy, concluded that reduced water content in the body was a symptom of dehydration and not something that drinking water could subsequently control. Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim that water will prevent dehydration and will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the edict. Learn more here.

#3 – U.S. Senate gives “thumbs up” for Military to assassinate U.S. citizens

Speaking of “obliterating the Constitution and Bill of Rights,” Senate Bill 1867 (passed by both the House and the Senate) allows Americans to be arrested, indefinitely detained, interrogated as prisoners in secret military prisons, and even assassinated by the U.S. military. The mainstream (controlled) media predictably lied about this story and claimed it didn’t impact American citizens. That was completely false. One of the causes of the American Revolution was the denial of the right to jury trial, the use of admiralty courts (military tribunals) instead, and the application of the “laws of war” to the colonists. That U.S. Senators would knowingly and willfully attempt to pass a bill that legalizes the indefinite detainment, torture and killing of American citizens with no due process whatsoever (and on American soil) is nothing less than a traitorous betrayal of the once-free American people. Learn more here.

#4 – French parents charged with “murdering” their breastfed child

A couple in France is now facing up to 30 years in prison because they breastfed her rather than feeding her toxic infant formula. The baby died at 11 months of age, and when ambulance workers arrived and found the baby dead, instead of consoling the parents, they called the police. Why? Because the parents were vegans. And because the parents were vegans, an autopsy was performed that found the baby was deficient in vitamin A and vitamin B12, which the deputy prosecutor claimed could have been related to the vegan diet of the parents. The couple has now been charged with “food deprivation followed by death” and faces up to 30 years in prison. Rest assured, if the parent’s house had been full of ice cream, potato chips, frozen pizza, donuts, and half-eaten cheese burgers, no one would have raised an eyebrow. But if you dare to raise your children on wholesome, nutritious raw breast milk and unrefined plant-based food sources, you are now considered to be an “enemy of the state” and a potential “terrorist.” Learn more here.

#5– FDA “Gestapo” raids Rawesome Foods

On August 3, 2011, Rawesome Foods (a private California buying club offering raw milk and cheese) was raided in blitzkrieg style by SWAT-style armed agents from the FDA, CDC, LA County Sheriff’s Office, and the Department of Agriculture. What was their crime? “Producing Milk Without a License” and “Mislabeling Cheese” and “Conspiracy to Commit a Crime” were 3 of the 13 charges. Thank God for those “brave” government agents…risking their lives to “protect” us from those “evil” raw food terrorists! How dare they raise cows without injecting them with recombinant bovine growth hormone (rBGH)! How dare they sell beef that is from grass-fed cows and vegetables that are organic! We should all feel better that the FDA Gestapo destroyed those “dangerous” eggs produced by free range chickens! And we should all say a hearty “thank you” to the LA Sheriff for “protecting” us from that deadly raw milk! Let’s get this straight – Rawesome Foods is as dangerous as a “CRACK HOUSE.” A big round of applause to the FDA for giving us access to all the things that admittedly cause disease and kill us (chemotherapy, toxic vaccines, MSG, aspartame, and fluoride) while denying us access to healthy, raw, organic foods. (Of course … SARCASM intended) Learn more here. Thanks to Mike Adams and NaturalNews.com for the CounterThink cartoon above.

#6 – Shane Geiger dies from a sprained ankle

The biggest mistake that Shane Geiger ever made was visiting a doctor about a sprained ankle. Most people would expect for such a visit not to become a fatal encounter. I’m certain that Shane never expected to die from it. After spraining his ankle, he visited a doctor who prescribed him drugs to “reduce the swelling.” Soon after, his sprained ankle turned into “blood clots” and he died. Reality Check! Blood clots are NOT caused by sprained ankles, and they never have been. They are caused by the potassium altering medications that are routinely given by doctors. This class of drugs is documented to cause heart failure, but you can count on your doctor to call it “blood clots” in order to make it your body’s fault (instead of the doctor’s fault). Of course, you can’t argue when you’re dead anyway, right? Learn more here.

#7 – U.S. Government provides weapons for Mexican drug cartels

For a long time there were those that claimed that the U.S. government was providing guns to Mexican drug cartels, but nobody wanted to listen. Well, it is all now a matter of public record. It turns out that the U.S. government (ATF and Justice Department) facilitated the transfer of thousands of guns into the hands of Mexican drug cartels via a covert operation labeled “Fast and Furious.” Documents released by CBS News reveal Fast and Furious was exploited to demonize the 2^nd Amendment. “Emails obtained by the network show ATF agents discussing how they could tie guns involved in Mexican violence to gun dealers based in the U.S. to justify the implementation of Demand Letter 3, a regulation that would require U.S. gun stores to report the sale of multiple rifles,” Paul Joseph Watson wrote on December 7^th. Amazingly, three of the key ATF officials involved in putting thousands of guns into the hands of Mexican drug cartels were recently promoted.

#8 – SWAT arrests Maryanne Godboldo while Michigan steals and rapes her daughter

Maryanne Godboldo, a mother in Michigan, noticed that the psychiatric drugs prescribed by her 13-year-old daughter’s doctor were making her condition worse, not better. Not surprising, since the medication was Risperdal (a neuroleptic antipsychotic medication known for causing serious side effects such as abdominal pain, vomiting, aggression, anxiety, dizziness and lack of coordination). So, Maryanne wisely stopped giving the drugs to her daughter. That’s when the trouble began. When the Child Pedophile Services (CPS) kidnappers became aware that the girl was not receiving her prescribed medication, they decided the child should be taken away from her mother’s custody on grounds of “medical neglect.” When Maryanne refused to surrender her daughter to the CPS kidnappers, they enlisted the help of a police SWAT team! On March 24^th, a 12-hour standoff ensued and young Ariana was taken into custody. Maryanne was charged with multiple felony counts and her 13-year-old daughter was taken away, where she was raped by state employees and infected with a sexually-transmitted disease. This is called “juvenile caregiving” in Detroit. Learn more here.

#9 – FDA issues “NDI Guidelines” to ban herbs and supplements

In July the FDA issued its “Draft Guidance for Industry: Dietary Supplements: New Dietary Ingredient Notifications and Related Issues.” These NDI guidelines are the equivalent of the FDA’s “nuclear option” against dietary supplements, attempting to outlaw virtually all such products by requiring supplement companies to seek “approval” for every new ingredient they use in every formulated productthey offer. These guidelines apply to all “new ingredients” used in supplements since 1994. This is how the FDA plans to put the entire natural products industry out of business, thereby forcing sick, diseased Americans to buy prescription medications that only make them even more diseased. It’s a perfect business model…if you have no soul, that is. By the way, in case you weren’t aware of this fact, the FDA controls a web of clandestine spies who sneak around like Gollum, mumbling things to themselves and attempting to entrap owners of supplement companies, raw milk dairies, and other “terrorist organizations.”

#10 – Japan becomes “Uninhabitable”

Back in April and May, I published newsletters on the Fukushima disaster and predicted that much of Japan would eventually be uninhabitable due to the nuclear radiation. At the time, almost everyone in the controlled mainstream media was insisting that Fukushima was nothing like Chernobyl and that those that lived near Fukushima would be able to return to their homes fairly soon. WRONG. It turns out that those of us that feared the worst were right after all. Just consider the following quote from the August 22^nd New York Times: “Broad areas around the stricken Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant could soon be declared uninhabitable, perhaps for decades, after a government survey found radioactive contamination that far exceeded safe levels, several major media outlets said Monday.”

#11 – Study exposes the “60% effective” flu shot as 98.5% useless

A new study in The Lancet Infectious Diseases reveals that the flu vaccine prevents the flu (type A or type B) in only 1.5 out of every 100 vaccinated adults … but the controlled mainstream media is reporting this to mean “60% effective.” It is estimated that, annually, only about 2.7% of adults get type A or type B influenza in the first place. The study showed that the use of flu vaccines appear to drop this down to about 1.2%. This is a roughly 60% drop, but that ignores the fact that the vaccine has no protective health benefit for roughly 98.5% of adults. This means that almost 99% of flu shot takers are delusional, living in a medical “fantasy land” complete with mermaids, unicorns and fairies that magically appear to protect them against the flu with “pixie dust.” These are the same sickly, lobotomized folks who get the flu every year, yet firmly believe that the flu would have been “much worse” if they had not taken the flu vaccine. Learn more here.

#12 – CDC discredited with fraud and blatant lies

This is the year that the CDC’s web of fraud began to unravel, starting with former CDC scientist Poul Thorsen who was indicted for money laundering fraud. And the money he allegedly laundered was CDC grant money for researching vaccines! And speaking of vaccines, deniers of the link between mercury-laden vaccines and autism are going to have a hard time denying the latest findings by the Coalition for Mercury-Free Drugs (CoMeD). The nonprofit group has obtained critical documents via a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request that exposes the CDC’s role in deliberately lying about and manipulating a key Danish study that showed a clear link between vaccines containing mercury and autism. During 2011, the CDC finally admitted flu vaccines don’t even work! They “wear off,” the CDC claims, which means the entire folklore of vaccine-induced immunology has been exposed as pure mythology. Rounding out this topic, 2011 is also the year that the CDC finally admitted fluoride is dangerous in the water supply. In a recent CNN article, it was reported that the U.S. government is now admitting that high levels of fluoride in the water have now officially been linked with fluorosis: “The Department of Health and Human Services and Environmental Protection Agency are proposing the change because of an increase in fluorosis — a condition that causes spotting and streaking on children’s teeth.”

#13 – Obama admits U.S. government used Guatemalan prisoners as “Guinea Pigs”

The U.S. government has a long, sordid history of using humans as medical “guinea pigs.” Most American sheeple still believe that the government is basically moral and honest, and it could never be involved in crimes against humanity. (These are likely the same sheeple that believe fluoride is good you’re your teeth and flu vaccines prevent the flu.) However, when the truth came out about the Guatemalan prisoner “guinea pigs” (which included children), it went viral so quickly the controlled mainstream media couldn’t ignore the story. In a recent Washington Post story, we learned that the Obama administration is “wrestling” with the thorny question of whether scientists should inject healthy children with the anthrax vaccine to see whether the shots would safely protect them against a bioterrorism attack. So now, the entire globe knows the U.S. government and its National Institutes of Health are medical criminals that murder innocent human beings (including children) and perform “guinea pig” experiments on them in order to test new drugs for their buddies (Big Pharma). Learn more here.

#14 – Former FBI Director admits “chemtrails” are genocidal work of U.S. Government

On January 12, 2011, former FBI Chief, Ted L. Gunderson, made the following statement regarding chemtrails, or, what he calls “death dumps”: “The death dumps, otherwise known as chemical trails, are being dropped and sprayed throughout the United States, England, Scotland, Ireland, and Northern Europe. I have personally seen them not only in the United States, but in Mexico and in Canada. Birds are dying around the world. Fish are dying by the hundreds of thousands around the world. This is genocide. This is poison. This is murder by the United Nations.” This assertion is confirmed by Public Law 105-85 Section 1078 which basically states that the U.S. Government can test chemicals and biological agents (that cause death, biological malfunction, and/or deleterious alteration of the environment) on humans.

#15 – Christian groups now considered to be “terrorists”

We are increasingly hearing from the Obama administration and some members of Congress that we need to be really concerned about “homegrown terrorists” and “Christian extremists.” For example, during a recent Congressional hearing U.S. Representative Sheila Jackson Lee warned that “Christian militants” might try to “bring down the country” and that such groups need to be investigated. In addition, according to a shocking document obtained by Oath Keepers, the FBI is now instructing store owners to report many new forms of “suspicious activity” to them. According to the document, “suspicious activity” now includes making “extreme religious statements” (such as “abortion is murder”) and believing in “radical theology” (i.e. Jesus rose from the dead).

Not only that, a Department of Homeland Security report on “right wing extremism” from April 2009 lists the following people as potential terrorists….

• those that believe in “end times” prophecies
• those that believe abortion is wrong
• those that stockpile food, ammunition or weapons
• those that are against same-sex marriage
• those that believe in “New World Order” conspiracy theories

I don’t know about you, but when the federal government starts targeting people based on their religious beliefs, that makes me very nervous. We are officially living in “Bizarro World.”

Don’t blame “conspiracy theorists” for wanting to dig around and get the facts rather than believing the LIES of the controlled mainstream media. As the world continues to fall apart and as the propaganda from the mainstream media gets even more blatant, the hunger for the truth is only going to grow. Who knows? Perhaps before it is all over you will be a “conspiracy theorist” too.