Kids Are Quick

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America .
 MARIA:         Here it  is.
 TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
 CLASS:         Maria.
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 TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication
 on the  floor? 
 JOHN:          You  told me to do it without using tables.
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 TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN:        K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER:   No, that's wrong
 GLENN:        Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
 spell it.
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 TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD:      H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
 DONALD:      Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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 TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today
 that we didn't
 have ten years ago.
 WINNIE:      Me!
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 TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
 GLEN:         Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
 you are.
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 TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his
 father's cherry
 tree, but also admitted it.   Now, Louie, do you know why
 his father didn't
 punish him?
 LOUIS:      Because George still had the axe in his hand. 
 
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 TEACHER:   Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
 before eating?
 SIMON:       No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
 cook.
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 TEACHER:     Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is
 exactly the same as your
 brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE :        No, sir.   It's the same dog.
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 TEACHER:      Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
 on talking when
 people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD:       A  teacher.
 

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