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Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my

husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a

mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a

halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the

neighbor girl! I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl is 22.

We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down

and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I

told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six

months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and

worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum

he has be come increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm

afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a

variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no

debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses

on the intake manifold and also check all the grounding wires. If none of

these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself

is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

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